The Vibe Dept.
Before interrupting my reading, please review the Terms & Conditions. 📚😂
The Terms & Conditions tee is for readers who know that interrupting someone in the middle of a good book comes with certain risks. The conversation might have to wait. “One second” has no legally defined duration. And if you interrupt during a really good part? You assume all associated consequences.
Designed for the Bookish Vibe Dept., this tee turns the unofficial rules of reader interaction into a wearable agreement. Perfect for book clubs, bookstore runs, library days, reading marathons, or silently warning everyone around you to proceed accordingly.
Because opening the book was your decision. Interrupting it is theirs. 😂
SIZE & FIT:
This tee has a comfortable unisex retail fit. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own and love.
| Size |
Chest Width |
Body Length |
| XS |
16.5" |
27" |
| S |
18" |
28" |
| M |
20" |
29" |
| L |
22" |
30" |
| XL |
24" |
31" |
| 2XL |
26" |
32" |
| 3XL |
28" |
33" |
| 4XL |
30" |
34" |
| 5XL |
32" |
35" |
Chest Width: Measured across the shirt from armpit to armpit while laid flat.
Fit Tip: For a roomier or oversized fit, size up. Slight variations may occur due to normal manufacturing tolerances.
Measure twice. Order once. Vibe accordingly. 📏🌈
TEE DETAILS:
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for several chapters at a time, this tee was made for readers whose boundaries have now been clearly documented.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Continued interruption constitutes acceptance. Proceed accordingly. 📚😂
