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Social Battery
Social Battery
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Current charge: 2%. Please act accordingly. 😂🔋
The Social Battery tee is for the teen who showed up, participated, and has officially reached their daily interaction limit. It’s not personal. The battery is simply dead, the charger is at home, and further conversation may require an appointment.
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for school, hanging out, running errands, or silently communicating “I have nothing left to give” without actually having to say it.
SIZE & FIT:
This tee has a comfortable unisex retail fit. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own and love.
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Chest Width: Measured across the shirt from armpit to armpit while laid flat.
Fit Tip: For a roomier or oversized fit, size up. Slight variations may occur due to normal manufacturing tolerances.
Measure twice. Order once. Vibe accordingly. 📏🌈
TEE DETAILS:
Soft, lightweight, and made with just the right amount of stretch, this tee keeps things comfortable even when the social battery is hanging on by a thread.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Low battery. Do not disturb. 😂🔋
